Sterek AU - Stiles ends up framed for Heather’s murder, and he goes to the one place he thinks the cops won’t look for him. Derek, annoyed at being woken up in the middle of the night, and being Derek, takes the chance to teach him a lesson.
“Derek are you at the loft?”
“Well is anyone else here?”
“No they’re off trying to find you like I am,”
“Look I had to ditch my Jeep in the woods. Everyone thinks I’m a murderer…”
“Hmm sounds familiar.”
“Wait, what!? That was one freaking time. I might add I was trying to protect Scott and we didn’t know you weren’t the Alpha that killed Laura,”
“Alright, Alright. Umm. Crap I here sirens now, Please tell me someone’s around here,”
“Better start running,”
“Do you know what they do to people like me in jail? I’m the sheriff’s son, look too young for a drink and I’m breakable. Even got the ‘Handle with care’ stamp on my arm and all…They’re gonna eat me alive in more ways than one even,”
“It’s not my problem, did you forget be being locked up twice”
“The second time wasn’t even my fault, it was Scott who said it. I couldn’t go against that, we thought you were dead. We didn’t mean to give you a hard time with no place to go,”
“The keys are in a hole behind a loose brick. You know the alarm. Get inside before they see you,”
“Wait why do I hear sirens on your end?”
“I’m driving you’re Jeep though the preserve to get them off your trail,”
“Oh my god, thank you. You are awesome,” Stiles said running to the elevator after grabbing the key to the lift.
why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate
if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there
i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole
i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape
i know what i said
Please don’t buy this system.
cant you just turn the camera around or put a blanket over it.
still a mic though
and theres the chance that it might say something like “error kinect camera cannot function when obscured”
Videogame consoles are not supposed to spy on you.
Videogame consoles are not supposed to potentially rat you out to the government.
Videogame consoles are not supposed to arbitrarily decide who sees what’s on the screen and what’s not.
I have never told anyone not to buy a videogame console, but in this case, knowing what I know about the Xbox One, I am seriously imploring people not to buy this machine. The console will not be consumer-friendly, and between the above and an always-on internet connection, how do you know your hobby isn’t siphoning personal information to…well, who knows who?
Suffice it to say, the Xbox 360 will be my last Microsoft console. I don’t care how many more Halo games get churned out.
Adding this here from my videogame blog because it’s too important, and the potential for Microsoft to spy on us, then report findings to the government if asked…yeah, no.
Spread the word!
If you haven’t read George Orwell’s “1984”, do so.
Signal boosting the fuck out of this.